Today I have learned…


…not to sing Phantom of the Opera‘s “Prima Donna” in the seemingly deserted hallway as I carry an armload of newspapers to the trash, gesturing roundly and grandly with the other arm. There may be someone coming around the corner.

If such a thing were to happen, my book of Worst Case Scenarios instructs me to avert my eyes, pretend nothing out of the ordinary has happened, and hurry on my way.

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3 responses to “Today I have learned…

  1. Anonymous

    Gee, I hope you didn’t hurt him/her!

  2. Doctor J

    I would have given lots of money to have that on film…

  3. Anonymous

    Do the hallway acoustics measure up to your shower stall?
    gfh

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